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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:40 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:59 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:26 pm 
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me: but ive never had nutella
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brandon: it tastes like peanut butter had a fucked up flipper baby with cocoa but found out hazelnut was the father


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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:16 pm 
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me: so ive decided my status is being changed back to "virgin" in october
daniel: i thought you were an aquarius


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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:22 am 
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Aquarius200013 wrote:
me: so ive decided my status is being changed back to "virgin" in october

buh... you can't un-ring the bell lol

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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:31 pm 
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dom wrote:
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me: so ive decided my status is being changed back to "virgin" in october

buh... you can't un-ring the bell lol

What about hymenoplasty? :P


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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:59 am 
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me: So he felt the need to tell me his washer works but his dryer doesn't. I said mine was the opposite. He was like "hey, we should get together!"
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 Post subject: Re: Something i heard tonight
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:46 pm 
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Audewie wrote:
What about hymenoplasty? :P

Revirgination? You have to be kidding me!

One might, maybe, possibly be able to make an argument for rape victims. But any doctor her performs this procedure on anybody else should NOT be a doctor - while he or she may "fix" her hymen, greater damage will be done to her psychology by pandering to its delusions

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