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 Post subject: best first page of any book ever?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:22 am 
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Auwdie said that nothing had been posting in here much. Then i tought i'd add to it. i found this on digg. The comments are funny, read them ahhahaaa... O but read the book page first. it's real funny and not too long. post your comments here. we will laugh. If you have a digg acount i think you should digg it. i digg it you should too. this book has 4.5 stars on amazon. The reviews made me cry. And i laughed too. The ones on amazon.

http://digg.com/comedy/Best_First_Page_of_Any_Book_Ever_PIC

if you think this is a joke, here is the guy's blog

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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:53 pm 
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haha omg this is horrible. i want to own it lol


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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:08 pm 
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I would love to see where that story goes. Genre: SciFi/Mystery Horror Romance?

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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
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The amazon reviews really are pretty hilarious - as are the comments to the reviews are pretty fun too.

Moon People, by Dale M Courtney

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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
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That was absolutely horrible. I hope the editor was fired OR the publishing company went out of business.

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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
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It's self-published through Xlibris.

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 Post subject: Re: best first page of any book ever?
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Geek wrote:
It's self-published through Xlibris.

Nice! we should revive that thread on domstyle where each post adds one sentence to the story... and then publish that!

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